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"If a man, who says he loves you, won't tell you the details of a private conversation between him and another woman you can be sure he is not protecting your heart. He is protecting himself and the women he has feelings for. Wise women simply see things as they are, not as their low self-esteem allows." ― Shannon L. Alder
"It was funny how all the useless knowledge you accumulated when you're in love with someone could sit for years gathering dust in the back of your mind, only to spill out at the slightest reminder." ― Blakney Francis, Someone I Used to Know
"I was seventeen all over again, falling into intrigue with the boy who was an exquisite contradiction." ― Blakney Francis, Someone I Used to Know
"Gone are the summer days and my mind along with them. No longer will I indulge in hopes of getting you back. It is hope that makes these chains heavier and autumnal nights longer. I will merely serve as a memory to you: the lover that recited love poems. I must go now and I urge you not to look back." ― Kamand Kojouri
"I poured some coffee into a mug that read: "I'm not gay, but my ex-boyfriend is," compliments of Peyton" ― Sandi Lynn, Forever Black
"How? How will it help to tell you that I see his face every time I close my eyes? That I wake up and cry when he's not there? That the memories are so strong I can't separate hers from mine anymore?" ― Stephenie Meyer
"There is always at least one person wondering if someone who has never loved them still loves them." ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"Usually, a breakup is caused by, or causes, the revelation of one of the parties' true colours." ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"Like a phoenix rising through the fire, my Robbie, my Tesoro rises forward, and I hope and pray that he can take him out." ― M.R. Field, Splinters
"She grappled his shoulder and pulled him closer; her nose in his neck and the memory-scent of her very first time; that sickly-sweet stench of day-old sweat and mall cologne... she wondered if he'd showered in the ten months since they last shared a bed." ― Jake Vander-Ark, Fallout Dreams
"Some people are very happy despite their ex's absence; some, because of it." ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"You can't hold on to things just because of the memories. Otherwise, no one would ever move house. Or country. Or chuck a crap boyfriend. Every crap boyfriend has at least one good memory attached to him. But you have to let them go. Otherwise, you're all, 'Oh, but there was that lovely time we walked in the autumn leaves." ― Sophie Kinsella, The Party Crasher
"I feel an irrational craving to gaze at his familiar face from this place of safety all night. But I can't. And I'm being stupid, because this isn't old Joe, whom I loved and understood. This is new Joe, who is cruel and inexplicable. They only look the same." ― Sophie Kinsella, The Party Crasher
"Yes, I made the mistake of falling in love with a man without any feelings. Now it all makes sense." ― Sophie Kinsella, The Party Crasher
"Daisy! How nice to see you." Madison's voice grated over her nerves, pulling her out of the moment. Her defenses slammed back into place and she jerked away. "Madison." Turning, Daisy forced a smile and slid one arm around Liam's waist. He was broad and solid and mouthwateringly hard, like he spent his days pumping weights in the gym. "Nice to see you, too." "We're together." Liam slid his arm around Daisy's shoulder and pulled her to his side. "You're with him?" Orson's bushy eyebrows flew up like two dancing caterpillars. "Oh, Orson." Daisy leaned into Liam's side, feigning surprise. "I didn't see you hiding there behind Madison." She made the introductions. Orson glared as he shook Liam's hand. Madison was too busy checking Liam out to notice that her new boyfriend had spiked a jealousy fever." ― Sara Desai, The Dating Plan
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